"Oh, obnoxious prick is one of my many adjustable settings," he chuckles wryly. "I can't promise that you'll never see it but I'll try to spare you."

As she stretches, he shifts a bit, folding both hands behind his head.

"My story? Ah, we'd be here forever if I told you my story. Would you believe me if I said I was on the run from a group of vampire-hunting vigilantes?"